Uncomfortable Shoes
| lady: | Do you have any shoes like these? |
| shop assistant: | What size? |
| lady: | Size five. |
| shop assistant: | What colour? |
| lady: | Black. |
| shop assistant: | I'm sorry. We don't have any. |
| lady: | But my sister bought this pair last month. |
| shop assistant: | Did she buy them here? |
| lady: | No, she bought them in the U.S. |
| shop assistant: | We had some shoes like those a month ago, but we don't have any now. |
| lady: | Can you get a pair for me, please? |
| shop assistant: | I'm afraid that I can't. They were in fashion last year and the year before last. But they're not in fashion this year. |
| shop assistant: | These shoes are in fashion now. |
| lady: | They look very uncomfortable. |
| shop assistant: | They are very uncomfortable. But women always wear uncomfortable shoes! |